I will borrow money to buy poison for my suicide - Semilore Patience

I will borrow money to buy poison for my suicide - Semilore Patience

Aunty Fola received this message on her WhatsApp from Semilore Patience


Aunty Fola Lucia wherever you are! If you are seeing this, I want you to know that I have gone to the lawn tennis court to commit suicide. This life is not worth living for me and I wish everyone's life end unplanned for. In case you are wondering why I did this. I Semilore Patience! I have seen a lot of stupid things that made me realize that this life is not worth living I've tried to commit suicide many times and it has failed.

But I believe that it won't fail this time around. I pray that by the time you get to the lawn tennis court you will see my dead body by the grace of God.

Aunty Fola clear her eyes in perplex to read further,  "I've tried many means but all failed me.  I've tried many methods that I've read online, I have tried many methods that I even think it will end my life quickly but everything failed me.

Some of the ways I tried to commit suicide was when I was so depressed at that time. I came back from work, I was so tired and because of the energy-sapping work, 🏢  I was doing. That day I had a very bad experience because my boss who has been making advances to me tongue-lash me due to one trivia issue. This happening water already existed depression in me and I opted for suicide that night 😴 . I went straight to my co-tenant room to borrow #500 to buy what I will use to end my life. When I got to the supermarket I saw what I planned to use to end my life; Maltina and Milk 🍼 . Yes! It ends life easily and quickly, especially a cold one.

Me that I like to wicked myself. I got home I mix the substance together and I drank it hurriedly. Within few minutes I drop dead on the bed 🛌. It was heavy sleep 🌚. The following morning I woke up stronger and better. I wondered what the substance I got the previous day doesn't work. I woke up again keep the hope alive again because of the freshness of the morning 🌅 . I prepare to work again before I received the message of a breakup from my boyfriend that we have been dating for 6years. This added to my depression. I opted for another method to commit suicide. Which is hanging myself. Thanks!

After Aunty Fola read this dropped the phone hurriedly and went to the house of Semilore. To her surprise. She met Semilore eating Suya and 5Alive, Semilore bursted into a laugh. Aunty Fola who was very angry asked, why do u want to commit suicide? She answered, " I commit suicide by borrowing money from you and will use the money to buy stuff like this to eat.

Aunty Fola responded, "Okay! I love this kind of suicide and for this reason, you must not die now. You have to pay me my money before your life comes to an end. You have to live out your dreams, you have always shared with me before you die. You have to reward the society for good for how they have built you. You have to hoist the flag of change in the country. You have to share your pain and let people gain...

You borrowed money and you want to die and u think it will be possible? Never! We are here together. Only the coward throw in towel. THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER.


Toba Adedeji
OS/19C/0216